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8 lug 2013

Lucifera joins the Sabbath!

Lucifera walks among humans, but she remains connected to Satan's reign. Watch how disturbingly CLOSE a connection may be in the sequence below.
(Art: T. Marchioro)

[Meanwhile, beyond the clouds...]
"Where are they going?"
"To a propitiatory sabbath!"

"If Christians win the war, that would mean the Inquisition and stake for them!"
"Let's join them!"

"I'd love to, but I have to leave!"

"Let's all invoke Satan, my dark and lusty friends!"

...and Satan shows up taking the appearance of a goat (so common in the Middle Ages)
"I'll propitiate him to all of you!"

A-ehm...

"Glory be to the Evil!"
"Only you can do it like this, Master!"

...

[Lust overcomes]

"It's been an awful experience, as a woman."

Get the full set.


(Pin-up by L. Frollo)

We're not done with her yet: in the (hopefully) next post you'll be surprised to know that even powerful creatures from Hell sometimes… fail!

25 gen 2013

Naga's magic strip

Naga using her magic to undress young Zita.
(I mean... A WHOLE LOT undressing) Enjoy!

[In Naga's room] - "Let me handle this"

"It's fun!"



"I'm naked!" - "Well, almost!"


"Let's get rid of hair too!"
"It's much finer like this"


If you ever plan to start one fumetti collection, well... you know which series to pick - NAGA!

17 ott 2012

The True Story of Mr. Hatù

Educational fumetti - History: How condoms were born.
The guy who started it all:

His uncontrollable urge to copulate:

His wife: she doesn't care to be cheated on...

The beautiful idea!

Language: Italian
Warning: adult stuff

4 gen 2011

The stolen coffin

These are scans I did for a fumetti forum, a couple of years ago. Too bad the site shut down before I could send any.

The story is settled in England, year 1920. It's about two young antique dealers (or should I say raiders), in search of pieces of furniture across the English countryside.


Their greed will make them pay the highest price.


Be warned: adult material.
No English translation, sorry... but I'm glad you took those Italian classes back in school, now you can enjoy fumetti, lol!

4 dic 2010

Fumetti reviews

From an US adult magazine: Italian fumetti mistaken for Colombian!




(What's with Quasimodo's face? Blurred out...?)
Here's the original cover:


Furthermore, Picardia has jokes and cartoons from Risatissime magazine.
(below: issue #1 cover, and a classic cartoon by L .Frollo).



'Be reasonable, young lady, where on earth could I get 10,000 lire?'


All in all, the review does a good job, spreading the fumetti word across American lands. Yesss!

21 nov 2010

Batman Fumetti

Ah, superheroes fumetti parodies... bring me back to some thirty years ago...
Of course this here is NOT Batman™, we all know that Batman™ & Robin™ are © DC Comics...
I don't guarantee a 100% correct translation, btw... let's get started!

1. COMIC BOOK HEROES REVISED
Lately, many transvestites have been killed by some psycho killer.
2. Phone rings at Batman's place. "It was Scrotor, the police chief... he says he's waiting for us tomorrow morning." "I bet it's about those murders..." (paper: 16 killed)

1. At Scrotor's office. "Please Batman, help us... we are clueless..." "(-pun in Italian)"
2. Inside the Bat-cave Batman is thinking of a way to nail down the murderer. "Any idea about the case, Batman?" "Let me think..." (Box: Inflatable Batwoman)

1. "(Maybe a bit too much...)" "I get it!"
2. That very evening they go out dressed as trannies. "I hadn't so much fun since boarding school days..."

1. "Those two are new" "Look at him, who does he think he is, Batman?"
2. The following morning... "I boned 3 accountants, 2 postmen, 1 pharmacist, 3 sergeants and 1 retired general, yet the killer is not to be found!"
"Let's try again tomorrow night, Robin..."

End of part 1 - stay tuned for Batman Fumetti part 2!

6 gen 2010

Epiphany Fumetti Style

Christmas is over, so... happy Feast of the Epiphany!


(Lucifera 7, Apr. 1972)

12 ago 2008

Cine Fumetti Tv: Raffaella lives!

This is the first in a series that I hope will build a not-so-complete view about TV/Movies exploitation by evil adult fumetti publishers :) .
Italy's the homeland of fumetti erotici, and those publishers kept an eye on Italian TV and movies over the years, as a source of inspiration for stories and characters to feed the ever demanding readership.

Beloved Raffaella Carrà stood out in a crowd of TV stars and wannabes; she entertained Italian audiences for at least two decades, while remaining the down-to-earth kinda girl of the early days.


She also had a music career as a singer, her 45's hitting the charts with songs mostly from her shows


Record cover to the popular Tuca Tuca dance (1971).
(Mhmm... how can I translate that? Omg, let's say Touchy Touchy).

Lucifera's issue payin' homage to the Tuca Tuca fever:


And here is the first attempt to make Raffaella live in Fumettiland, by a minor publisher:


Not a successful one, as the series quickly disappeared from newstands; with no regrets, I must say, 'cause cover art, as well as inside drawings, are under your average fumetti quality.
Nice try, but I've seen better...

Our TV star had a big comeback in the 80's, hosting the daytime show "Pronto, Raffaella?", and this time around Edifumetto, (the house of the little shark logo) just couldn't miss it... here's Sraffa:


Blonde hair replaced by dark one, and a slightly different name (just to cover up against legal issues), the fumetto reveals the behind-the-scenes life of TV programs, with explicit drawings by Birago "Zora" Balzano.

Sraffa sings, while director Buontemponi (!) gives saucy instructions to the camera guy:


I think I'll post some full fumetti tales in the near future; the kind of 8/16 pages long, regular size, so... stay in touch!

21 mag 2008

Fumetti Cover Gallery

Playcolt anno I n°2 - 11 sept '72


A. Cooper one of the Droogs? :)

6 nov 2007

Dracula vs. Yra (pt.2)

Dracula, the Lord of the Night, now a hired killer, is wandering through the Black Marsh, looking for Yra's castle.
All of a sudden he bumps into a beautiful mermaid...

"I belong to a rare specimen: marsh mermaids are on the way of extinction, so we are under the WWF protection."


Dracula is wondering if the legend he heard about is true: mermaids are very good at performing oral sex ! But even before asking...
"I'd like to show you my skills, if my looks don't upset you !"
"You're welcome, I don't mind the fish-like half..."


But- marsh mermaids are different from sea ones: half woman, half toad !


Chilling effect on Dracula's privates.


He's quite a bit annoyed by the view: "How dare you showing off ?"
"Have mercy, I didn't mean you no harm !"


In Dracula's heart there's no room for mercy !


Romilda: "You saw that ? He's cold as ice !"
Yra: "Yes, but with a burnin' c**k, that's for sure!"


Dracula's plan is telling Yra she's the one he picked to give birth to his son...


Yra tells him no way he can get that, 'cause she's on pill. Dracula is thinkin' about a change of plans when... she invites him inside !
("...He knows how to use his tongue!")


Romilda, the french maid...


At dinner: "Where are you goin'?"
"I'll have my dessert, just keep eating !"


(Underage: skip next two panels...)





After "dinner", the couple of vampires go out for a night ride, in search of...you guessed, blood !

Next: Dracula's paltry reward !